1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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