It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize