Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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