I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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