Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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