What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You made out with two different species that night
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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