I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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