I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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