we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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