and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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