I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
