wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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