you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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