Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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