I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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