No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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