My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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