You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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