You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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