He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Sorry my hands just texted you
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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