dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize