There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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