the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Edward fifth and chaser hands
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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