Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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