I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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