i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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