i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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