So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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