Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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