i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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