So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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