Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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