YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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