Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
