I just saw a hot homeless man
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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