So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she told me i tasted like america
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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