idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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