just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
