just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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