I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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