so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
