I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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