Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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