you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Randomize
