My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
