Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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