one two three fourrrrnication!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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