What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Dignity is for republicans.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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