Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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