I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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