Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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