Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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