Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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