Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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