For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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