Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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